Shaadi Ka Khauf: Har Ghar Ki Kahani

 Shaadi! Yeh lafz sunte hi sab ke dimaagh mein shadiyaan, laddoo, aur dance aa jata hai. Lekin asal mein, jo log shaadi ke maze le chuke hain, woh samajhte hain ke yeh ek “khaufnak safar” hai jismein emotional rollercoaster ride free milti hai. Chalo, thoda discuss karte hain ke shaadiyon ka asal rang rangila, magar scary haal kya hota hai.

1. Rishtedaaron Ka Kya Karna Hai?

Yeh rishtedaar na, har shaadi ke beech mein aise ghus jaate hain jaise chai mein elaichi – zarurat bhi nahi hoti lekin chali aati hai. Har rishtedaar expert hota hai – kisi ko tumhare kapde pasand nahi, kisi ko tumhare khandaan ke tareeqe ajeeb lagte hain. Aur yeh woh log hain jo tumhe “beta” bula kar tumhara dimaag chat kar lete hain.

Phir jab shaadi ke din paas aata hai, toh wohi rishtedaar tumhein baddua de rahe hote hain ke "ab toh tumhari zindagi mein sirf masle hi masle hain."

2. Shaadi Ke Kharchay: Bhai, Paisa Kahan Se Aaye?

Shaadi ka sabse bada challenge hota hai uske kharchay. Har cheez mehngi hai! Shaadi ka hall, khaana, kapde, jewelry... aur jab tum har cheez ka total karte ho, toh lagta hai jaise tumhe apna ghar bech kar shaadi karni padegi.

Ab yeh sab kuch karne ke baad jab koi rishtedaar keh deta hai, “Aray khaana toh theek tha, lekin mithai mein maza nahi aaya,” toh dil karta hai unko plate ke saath he bahar nikaal do.

3. Shaadi Ka Din: Masti Ya Tashadud?

Shaadi ka din, jo tumhare doston ke liye full entertainment hota hai, tumhare liye ek intense survival game ban jata hai. Shaadi ke din jo shaadi ka joda tum itni carefully silwatay ho, woh do ghante ke andar andar ganda ho jata hai, aur tum bas tasalli dete ho khud ko: “It’s fine, sab normal hai.”

Aur photographers… bhai, yeh log tumhein har waqt pose karwa kar aise thaka dete hain jaise tum model ho aur yeh sab ek Vogue photoshoot hai.

4. Biryani Ya Butter Chicken?

Khaane ka selection karna bhi ek alag masla hai. Har koi chhupke chhupke apni pasand ke khaane ki list bana raha hota hai. “Aray bhai, biryani toh zaroor honi chahiye!” Lekin kisi ko butter chicken bhi chahiye hota hai. Phir jab buffet khulta hai, log aise loot maar karte hain jaise khaana khatam hone wala ho. Aur yeh jo shaadi ki biryani hoti hai, ismein aloo na ho toh log dostiyaan todh dete hain.

5. Shaadi Ke Baad Ka Scene: Mission Impossible

Shaadi ke baad ka asal kaam tab shuru hota hai jab rishtedaar ghar mein set ho kar baith jaate hain. Subha ka breakfast, lunch, dinner – sab tumhare zimmedaari ban jaati hai. Rishtedaar itne mehmaan ban kar aate hain ke tumhein lagta hai yeh log bas hamesha ke liye yahan rehne waale hain.

Phir shadi ke baad har koi poochta hai: “Bachay kab aa rahe hain?” Bhai, shaadi ko ek hafta bhi nahi hua, aur yeh loh itne advanced questions karte hain!

Conclusion: Shaadi - Aik Cute Jang

Toh agar tum shaadi karne ka soch rahe ho, toh tayyar ho jao – yeh ek cute jang hai. Kabhi kabhi dosti lagti hai, kabhi kabhi dushmani. Lekin sab se important baat yeh hai ke tumhare saath ek partner hai jo tumhare saath sab kuch jhelne ke liye tayyar hai. So, rishtedaaron ko ignore karo, biryani khud enjoy karo, aur thodi si masti mein ghus jao. Kyunki akhir mein, sab kuch theek ho hi jata hai – ya phir hum sab bas adjust kar lete hain.

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